{"title":"Best Selling Dish Towels","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"6100","title":"CHRISTMAS Grinch Dish Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Just So We’re Clear, The Grinch Never Hated Christmas, He Hated People. Which Is Fair.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1199\" data-start=\"926\"\u003eNot everything in the kitchen has to be clean — just the counters.\u003cbr data-end=\"995\" data-start=\"992\"\u003eOur funny dish towel brings the sarcasm while doing the dirty work. Equal parts practical and inappropriate, it’s made for drying hands, wiping spills, and making guests laugh (or gasp) when they read it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1459\" data-start=\"1201\"\u003eHang it on the oven, toss it over your shoulder, or gift it to the friend who says exactly what everyone else is thinking. Whether you're hosting happy hour, surviving family dinner, or pretending you enjoy cooking, this towel delivers humor with every wipe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"\" data-start=\"\" data-end=\"\" style=\"margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 4px;\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e100% cotton dish towel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSize: 21\" x 28\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMachine washable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSoft, absorbent, and durable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePrinted in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"\" data-start=\"\" data-end=\"\" style=\"margin-top: 6px; margin-bottom: 4px;\"\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFunny housewarming gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFunny hostess gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWhite elephant and gift exchanges\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHoliday gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBridal showers and newlywed gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAnyone who appreciates humor in the kitchen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eEveryday kitchen use with personality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"\" data-end=\"\"\u003eThis towel makes a hilarious small gift for friends, family, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates wit, humor, and a kitchen towel that actually says something worth reading.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Drinks On Me","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49366636986641,"sku":"dom6100","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0274\/0669\/6561\/files\/80_478be7a9-a13b-40cd-b9fe-231011dc749e.png?v=1774993483"},{"product_id":"6101","title":"CHRISTMAS Peace on Earth Dish Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Three Wise Women Would’ve Asked For Directions, Brought Practical Gifts, Delivered The Baby, And Made A Casserole.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1199\" data-start=\"926\"\u003eNot everything in the kitchen has to be clean — just the counters.\u003cbr data-end=\"995\" data-start=\"992\"\u003eOur funny dish towel brings the sarcasm while doing the dirty work. 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Equal parts practical and inappropriate, it’s made for drying hands, wiping spills, and making guests laugh (or gasp) when they read it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1459\" data-start=\"1201\"\u003eHang it on the oven, toss it over your shoulder, or gift it to the friend who says exactly what everyone else is thinking. 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Equal parts practical and inappropriate, it’s made for drying hands, wiping spills, and making guests laugh (or gasp) when they read it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1459\" data-start=\"1201\"\u003eHang it on the oven, toss it over your shoulder, or gift it to the friend who says exactly what everyone else is thinking. 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Equal parts practical and inappropriate, it’s made for drying hands, wiping spills, and making guests laugh (or gasp) when they read it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1459\" data-start=\"1201\"\u003eHang it on the oven, toss it over your shoulder, or gift it to the friend who says exactly what everyone else is thinking. 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