{"title":"Greeting Cards","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"well-played-karma-1","title":"Well Played Karma Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"My Kid Is Turning Out Just Like Me. Well Played, Karma. Well-Played.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGet the party started (and the laughs rolling) with our \u003cstrong data-end=\"\" data-start=\"\"\u003ebest-selling funny birthday card\u003c\/strong\u003e. Printed in the USA on lightweight yet durable recycled paper, this greeting card \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003esays exactly what your most unfiltered friend is thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eWhether you’re celebrating a milestone birthday, a ‘we don’t talk about the number’ birthday, or just need a card to say what everyone else is too polite to — this card is guaranteed to get a chuckle. 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Printed in the USA on lightweight yet durable recycled paper, this greeting card \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003esays exactly what your most unfiltered friend is thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eWhether you’re celebrating a milestone birthday, a ‘we don’t talk about the number’ birthday, or just need a card to say what everyone else is too polite to — this card is guaranteed to get a chuckle. 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Printed in the USA on lightweight yet durable recycled paper, this greeting card \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003esays exactly what your most unfiltered friend is thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eWhether you’re celebrating a milestone birthday, a ‘we don’t talk about the number’ birthday, or just need a card to say what everyone else is too polite to — this card is guaranteed to get a chuckle. 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